OMG I've been cloned
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 at 11:57PM 
Ok don't panic, I haven't been playing in the lab again, what I should have said was that my twitter account has been cloned.
For reasons only known to themselves, maybe boredom or a lack of female or even male company. Someone has decided to go to a great deal of trouble to impersonate me on twitter.
Not only did they use my old profile picture, they even went as far copying my bio details and the url for this blog (woohoo free advertising), but then to add to the strangeness all they seem to have done is retweet me. I should perhaps feel honoured that someone has taken the time to do this, I had know idea I had become so famous that people would want to imitate me.
Although I must admit that when I first noticed the account, once the initial what the f**k moment I could have ripped off their heads. Now after having few hours of thinking about it I find the whole thing funny, but I still can't help wondering who has so little going on in their lives that they only thing they can find to do with their time is impersonate me.
My advice to my clone would be this, step away from your internet connection, leave the house and live a little... preferably your own life not mine.
** foot note ** I have now noticed that I have actually been cloned twice, @selfharmer now has a friend @MartyHarmer seriously get a life.